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I got so sick and tired of hearing all of your girl problems when really the only girl problem you have is that you sleep around a lot and can’t keep all your lies straight. I wanted so badly for a girl to come into your life and sweep you off your feet - you would fall in love and then, boom goes the dynamite! She plays you and you look like and idiot and feel even worse. Unfortunately, somehow girl after helpless girl fell for your overused game. So I took it upon myself. I created the perfect girl, on Facebook that is. But I knew you would spot a fake so I made her up 6 months ago, have befriended people (mostly who I don’t know), wrote on walls, posted pictures (I found on MySpace), joined clubs, etc. Then after she became real enough I befriended you and the conversation started. Since you are my roommate I know all I need to know to make you fall in love with her. She always knows exactly what to say. After all you two have so much in common. You eventually told me about this amazing girl you met on the internet and how you couldn’t believe how perfect she is. In addition you asked for my oh so valuable advice regarding where you should take her on a date because you finally asked her out and she said yes. Man are you nervous and to think I’m writing this and you are sitting at the most expensive restaurant in Milwaukee waiting for her. Unfortunately, she isn’t going to show up because she will later confess to you that in fact she and I have been talking and have decided to go on a date. Man, that’s got to hurt!
Tyler Curran, UW-Milwaukee

From: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1772106